What Don't You Understand?

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Some of you don't like us...point taken. You think we're pompous, judgmental, narrow-minded, & superficial...point taken as well.  You believe that our posts are insignificant, trivial, and lack any real substance.

Virgin No More

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BIT= B*tches in Training. Learn it!

I was a virgin until last night. Yes, I'm 39+ & have two kids. They were actually with me, as was the rest of my family, including my parents & cousins who were visiting from New Jersey. No one could ever call me prude, and the 10 minutes of fun that I had was well worth it. But I was left feeling distracted, bemused, hyped, and full of questions that would most likely never be answered.

GMYS Gonna Make You Sweat

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Ahhhhh, good ol' 1987. It was June. I was a horny high school graduate soon going off college to torture myself with 4 more years of academics.

AYWT Are You Wearing a Thong?

Here's a small glimpse of my day, the last 10 minutes to be exact. I swear, every f*cking word is true, I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried. 

WYBB Watch Your Back B*tch

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Dear Dance Teacher from H*ll,
    When my four year old daughter skipped into class 10 minutes late yesterday, you looked at her as if she were your best friend and you just found out she f*cked your prom date.

JBJ John Bon Jazzhands

Here's the thing, I'm a Bon Jovi FREAK!  I admit my obsession with Jon is a bit insane, but who could blame me?  Just look at him!

BDF Bachelor Drama-Finale or Brad's a Dumb F*ck

THE most DRAMATIC finale in the history of The Bachelor! Ahem, I told you b*tches so.

39 Forever

Hi Jor,
Every d*mn time I sit down to write I think of you. I think of how much fun you'd be having with this whole b*tchy girl thing.



I mean, besides me, who else has ever been b*tchier?

RW&D (Red Wine & Douches)

My life should be a f*cking sitcom. Seriously, if I didn't have a kick *ss sense of humor, I don't know how I'd make it through the day.

IBB (I'm Back, Baby!)

People who I want to tell to kiss my *ss, 
& exactly what I'd like to say:

SSB (Spinning Sweating B*tches)

I've belonged to the local upscale health club for 10 years. In that time I've seen people come and go. The ones who have stayed devout exercisers are usually fit, dedicated, svelte middle aged folk who are there to keep that youthful body intact, as much as gravity will allow. There are basically two categories of fitness enthusiasts who go to the gym: