YSYRFT? (You sure you're ready for this?)

Welcome to B*tches in the Burbs. We're not sure how you got here, but we're glad you did. We absolutely can't wait to get started, but we need to warn everyone that this blog may be offensive to you if you are not truly a b*tchy girl. B*tchy girls can be found everywhere: young, old, any race, size, religion, etc. They can be married, divorced, single, engaged, moms, college students...the list goes on and on.
If the mere mention of mom jeans, candle parties, scrapbooking, or bunco excites you, trust us, this is DEFINITLEY NOT the site for you. STOP READING now and go back to your arts n crafts.
We have many friends who enjoy these different activities, and we're not looking to make mortal enemies, although we're pretty sure we will piss people off. To that we say TOO DAMN BAD. For those of you who continue to read despite the warning and are going to be offended, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, get off now. We don't want to hear, nor do we care about your bitchy comments or complaints about what we say. We're just trying to have a little fun!
So.............
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Monday, January 17, 2011

SBT (Soap Box Time)

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
This isn't really a B*tchy Girls post but we felt it necessary to acknowledge the holiday today, the day in which our children have off school (ugh), and often unfortunately goes unmentioned and unnoticed by many. Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a day to remember and celebrate the man who did so much for humankind. Now being that this is a page dedicated to all of the b*tchy girls out there, you may think...how the f*ck could MLK connect with b*tchy girls? Have a little faith in us girls, we found a way. Martin Luther King Jr. stood for equality, justice, and peace. He wanted people to judge each other for their character, not the color of their skin. Actually, us b*tchy girls feel exactly the same way. Martin Luther King Jr., you were a brilliant man and an inspiration. We absolutely agree with you, and we will continue to judge people based on character, not on the color of their skin.

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