ADITLOAB P2 (A Day in the Life of a B*tch Part 2)

Here's the second installment of "A Day in the Life" which we hope will become a permanent feature of our blog.

Dental Dilemma

Perhaps I should write about the fantastic dentist appointment I had, where I literally sat in a cold, sterile, lethal injection-like chair for 50 minutes before anyone bothered to f*cking notice me?

SP (Shameless Plug)

Hey B*tches.  Saw Kevin Nealon at Zanies last night.  OMG if you ever get the chance, GO!  Don't even think about it...get tickets, get a babysitter if you need one, and head out the door.

HMHAAW (Hitting My Head Against a Wall)

Common Sense. Definition: sound practical judgment that is
independent of specialized knowledge, training, or the like; normal 
native intelligence.  Common sense is most likely something that we all possess, and helps us to make decisions and judgments based on our own thoughts, gut instincts, and life experiences, right? Ummmm.....who the h*ll am I kidding?

WTOBRU? (What Type of B*tch Are You) ***Quiz***

Do you think like a b*tch but never show it?  Are you too scared to "release the beast" in fear that you may lose complete control of yourself and never regain your composure?

LIM (Less Is More)

Hi B*tches!

RURFSF (Are You Ready For Some Football)

HUGE game today! Everyone I know is psyched to watch the Bears demolish the Packers. Okay, not everyone I know, but just for today, I'm pretending not to know anyone who is not waiting for the Bears to kick some Packer *ss.

PDWBIT (Playdate with BIT)

My fellow BIB needed to get beautified and asked if her little one can come here for a playdate while she goes. I say,"Sure why not!" The girls are BFF's now and haven't seen too much of each other.  Little JJ had strep( so she's on antibiotics and safe) and we've been busy with sports and other stuff.   My daughter was sooo excited. How could I say no!?! We all need to look hot while we can right? And I'm sure I'll need the favor in return.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

FYI: For anyone who has been following our blog...my daughter made the talent show!!  Hahaha you stupid BDSME!!!!!

DBSM (Dorky B*tchy Stage Mom)

Holy Crap. I truly never knew that you could be a b*tch and a dork all at the same time. I'm guessing (hoping) actually that this mutation of a “b*tchy girl” is very rare and I just happened to have a run in with one of them who lives in my 'burb.

GTBB (Got the Blogger's Blues)

So sorry for the late post, B*tches.  My day has been full of surprises, not all good ones.  

SBT (Soap Box Time)

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

My Life as a Housewife of Bumblef*ck Isn't Scripted

The things that happen to me just cant be written or scripted.

ADITLOAB ( A Day in the Life of a B*tch) by TT

  So my day started off with a raging headache. Why? Because when you go out on a Monday night at 9pm to watch a pre-recorded Bachelor, and it takes 3 girl 5 hours to consume 4 bottles of wine, an entire container of “wasabi peas” and other various non-filling snacks, you tend to wake up feeling like someone just bludgeoned you with a hammer (which might have felt better).

ACRONYMS

Hey B*tches,
Well we believe that this is the moment you've all been waiting for.....the beginning of our "soon to be famous" list of acronyms.  We're beginning it here as a blog post and then we'll find a more permanent place for it on the page so that we can continue adding to it as we (or you) come up with more!I  We really think that this could be a "big" idea moment! Seriously    just building on the already simple ones like wtf and lol.........these are to be used for a few different reasons, one being when you dont have time to write it out, due to laziness or not wanting someone near you to hear what you're really saying.  lol.....that's when the ever necessary DID and BIT come in handy!  Enjoy and use these acronyms as much as you can. When you think of some yourself, post them in the comment section and if we deem them b*tchy enough, we'll add them to our list.

Follow Us B*tches!

If you're here reading and enjoying our blog, PLEASE scroll down a little bit and click on follow. It's easy and free!  The more followers there are, the more fun we'll have.  So c'mon b*tches follow us, and get your b*tchy friends to follow us too!!!

BM vs. DM (Bitchy Moms vs. Dorky Moms)

Let me tell you how my morning started out. See if you can relate...

Let Us Know!

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YSYRFT? (You sure you're ready for this?)

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