Yes, I poke fun of you F*ckers but g-d I love you! I realize that my negative comments are really out of sheer jealousy that I can't live in your house made of an old airport hangar, and have furniture that resembles eggs, spaceships and other screwed up oddities! I, my friend, wake up everyday and have the same monotonous schedule...every frickin day of my life. The only salvation I have is seeing my friends, drinking, and seeing some awesome ROCK music. You guys live this every day! How cool! Even your kids live it...For instance: Will Smith's kids go to school like ours do, but do you think they come right home and go up to their room to do homework? Doubt it...they go to their tiny recording studio and record whatever the hell they want, and their dad says, "Love it!". Or maybe Eminem's daughter goes to school in a large Hummer with tinted bulletproof windows and spinning tires with an enormous sound system booming. Her friends probably think it's so cool that Daddy is the real "Slim Shady." How sweet! Our kids don't have a clue what our WH's do. Well most of them anyway...
Keep up the great work entertaining us! Even if it's all for show, don't ever tell us! We want you to keep up the facade. Oh, and Gaga, don't go changing because your music is so much fun to dance to. We may laugh at your raw meat and horns, but please keep inventing new f*ked up sh*t for us to laugh at! We're so lucky to be getting the dance and laugh factor all at once! Love it! You are ridic! So what if you wake up in a compression chamber or a sarcophagus, do what makes you happy!
I'm going to keep on living my "normal" life and continue to watch you "freaks of nature"! I live for it, so keep rocking!
Until the next concert, awards show, or special report via satellite in outer space......this is your friendly neighborhood B*tch reporting :)